I.Like.My.Steak.Well.Done

22/7 WiKi2018-01-052026-02-26

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I keep having an existential crisis when anybody asks me about relationships or children???

Am I the only one that can’t see themselves as parents or living their whole life with another human being for the rest of their lives??

I’m sorry I love kids don’t get me wrong. They’re super adorable and everything but I’m saying that as a future Aunt Sally who crashes the thanksgiving dinner with her bad influences towards my nephews and nieces. I’m not a responsible human being!!!

I can’t even eat medium rare steak 🥩
How am I gonna have a raw baby in my stomach? 👶🏻

Also I Stan:

J** from B**

S******* from A**

B***** from N’**

I**** from R** V*****

D***** from W**** O**

O** from W**** O**

T****** from G**** G*********

A*** from C-***

M*** from A****

Sally from 22/7

So yeah my standards….. are too high for the little amount that I’m capable of giving so sorry I’m not gonna be able to find myself anybody.

I’m raising my standards to make up for all the times I couldn’t raise my GPA 🤷🏻‍♀️

Oh yea and I’m also an idol ahahah shook

I’ve heard that opposites attract so I was hoping cute people would be all over me by now but uh hair flips apparently I’m also too cute, every time I go near one they just run off 🏃🏻‍♀️ 🌛

Also I spent a million dollars buying albums today because photo cards y’alls feel?

ALSO whose watched Goblin before? Because wow I was already bawling from the very first episode 😭

BUT ANYWAY.

I hope everybody’s 2018 is going well because mine is crumbling into pieces and I happened to lose one of the pieces behind the fridge so I can’t ever put it back together.

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每当有人问起我关于恋爱或是孩子的事情，我就会陷入存在主义危机？？？

难道只有我一个人完全没法想象自己成为父母，或者是下半辈子都要和另一个人类一起生活吗？？

抱歉啦，别误会，我是很喜欢小孩子的。他们真的超级可爱，但我的定位是那种在感恩节晚餐上突然现身、然后给侄子侄女们带来各种坏影响的“莎莉阿姨”。我可不是什么有责任感的人类啊！！！

我连三分熟的牛排 🥩 都吃不了，我要怎么在肚子里揣一个“生”宝宝啊？ 👶🏻

还有我的追星名单：

J**（来自 B**）
S*******（来自 A**）
B*****（来自 N*’***）
I****（来自 R** V*****）
D*****（来自 W**** O**）
O**（来自 W**** O**）
T******（来自 G**** G*********）
A***（来自 C-***）
M***（来自 A****）
22/7的莎莉

所以呢，我的眼光……比起我能付出的那一点点来说实在是太高了，抱歉啦，我大概是找不到另一半了。

我提高择偶标准，是为了补偿我那些年怎么也提不高的GPA分数 🤷🏻‍♀️

哦对，我其实还是个偶像来着，哈哈哈哈 *震惊*

我听说异性相吸（性格互补），所以我一直盼着可爱的人能把我团团围住，但是呃 *拨头发* 显然我也太可爱了，每次我一靠近，他们就全跑光了跑 🏃🏻‍♀️ 🌛

还有，我今天花了“一百万”去买专辑，因为为了小卡大家都懂的吧？

还有！有没有人看过《鬼怪》？哇，我从第一集就开始嚎啕大哭了 😭

反正不管怎样。

希望大家的2018年都过得很顺利，因为我的2018已经碎成渣渣了，而且其中一块还不小心掉到冰箱后面去了，再也拼不回完整的一块了。